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Bday Leya..

Acu, Leya n Aiman

upacara menyepahkan umah nek Umi baru saja berlangsung dengan meriah ye....woooohooooo!!

pasangan adek dan abang.. Wawan n Leya... besar x my nephew ni.. besar kan???? baru 5 tahun tau... tetet dia pon besar...salu cubit.. gerammmmmmm!!


I'm 3's now!!!


semalam x memasak ye... dijamu dgn tapau skali mee goreng dari bday gurl...sgt seronak sebab jimat kos... hehehehe .. tahun depan jemput lg ye!!! Happy bday Leya.. 29.7.10

chef wan di sini....




Chef adakan cooking Demo di bawah opis aku niha...chef wan pemasak+pelawak terbaik... sampai x perasan ape ingredients yg dia added sbb tergelak dgn ala lupe diri... x lame lagii chef wan nak jual bra brand sendiri ..'wanderbra'... kelebihan bra chefwan.. adalah secara menakjubkan boleh perah santan dan ayak tepong.... ko nak beli????? hehehhehehe

Secrets

lame betol x menempek lagu kat entry yek... terime kasih kepade En Yutiub dan Pn letsingit...


Secrets by One republic


I need another story
Something to get off my chest
My life gets kinda boring
Need something that I can confess
'Til all my sleeves are stained red

From all the truth that I've said
Come by it honestly I swear
Thought you saw wink, no
I've been on the brink, so

Tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time, don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics never jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

My God, amazing how we got this far
It's like we're chasing all those stars
Who's driving shiny big black cars
And everyday I see the news
All the problems that we could solve

And when a situation rises
Just write it into an album
Singing straight, too cold
I don't really like my flow, no, so

Tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time, don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics never jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

Oh, got no reason, got not shame
Got no family I can blame
Just don't let me disappear
I'ma tell you everything

So tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time, don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics never jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

So tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time, don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics never jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away
All my secrets away, all my secrets away


Hari ini Hari Malas .. OK!!!

Semalam adalah hari berkenduri dgn ala bersungguh2...ponat.... sampai2 umah mak.. dok potong daging mesin bawang segala mcm mak nenek.. tapi x masak ape pon... kari daging dgn sambal tumis ikan bilis je... nasi impit dah siap... satay 3000 cocok sampai mlm nnti... dessert kastard jagung, agar2, adela 2 3 jenis... abis kenduri.. satay adalah habis ye... percaye atau tidak...tapi siap bungkus semua la...kasi jiran sedare mare yg menolong.. basuh pinggan pon x bnyk sangat sbb x bnyk mangkuk lauk mcm kenduri berhidang.. kali ni buat buffet saje...senang... nak ikot kan aku.. pakai pinggan polistrin sudahhhhhhhhh.... tapi oleh kerana semangat kedesaan mak pak aku tu... kenelah pakai pinggan yg kene basuh tu.. x elok katenye.. org2 tua di bagi mkn kat pinggan polistrin .. kesian.. buatnye tercocok lidi satay atas pinggan polistrin tu... tumpah pulak atas kain pelekat diorang.. alaaaaaaahhh kesian kan???? heheheh...

penat ok....aku sedang membuat kerja dgn keadaan mcm kaola panjat pokok.... kenduri semalam x ado gambar... mak kan org kuat.. x sempat snip snap sane uoolssss.... tapi seronok kenduri semalam...makcik makcik aku adalah pelawak terbaikkkkkk!!!! .. :P

Sekerathari...

Tuan tanah kedaung amek cuti hafday noon hari ni... ade kenduri kendara kat umah mak...kalu anak yg rajin ni x menolong harus kene tazkirah nispu syaaban malam ni... di sertakan pic yg x de kene mengene dgn entry..... *wink*

Macam Macam Alasan




"Man x nak gi skol hari ni bu.. nak gi umah nenek.."
"Kalau x nak gi skol esok x leh swimming.. teacher ckp dgn ibu tau.." (cubaan menipu anak)
"x pelah... man x marahh"
"nenek x de lah hari ni.. leya pon x de... mokde kj.. paksu skol.. x de org umah nenek cemane?"
"x pelah man nak dok umah nenek sebelah tu.. sebelah umah nenek tu.."

x jadik nampaknye penipuan aku tu....aku kona kanan dia pusing kiri... camano??? talent papanye jugak.. kaki putar alam....aku x puas hati tipon papanye...

"dia x nak gi skol pulak hari ni.."
"la nape.. ?"
"Entahnye.. hari malas dia...bangun je tido dok merengek.."
"x pela bu.. dia baru 4years pon... x pelah esok suroh dia gi skol"

papa dia bagi semangat pulak soh ponteng skolah... makin naik le tocang Dr Seman nih!!!


ibu adalah lone-ranger hari ini...pasangan untuk bergadoh adalah ponteng skolah...
sekian untuk makluman... :P

Hobi Saya...

Nama saya.. ibu salu panggil Eman, nama manja Ema..
Selalu feeling2 baby gurl sbb guna berus gigi barbie warne pink tiap2 pagi..
saya ade hobi ... hobi saya, bukan utk isi masa lapang ye...kawan kawan..
hobi saye tu akan datang tibe2 je time ibu pegi petrol stesyen ke... kedai runcit Ah soon ke, Family store ke, Kedai Lim jual ikan pon ok jeee... 
Time tula tibe2 hobi saye dtg... mase tulah yg ditunggu tunggu utk Kapowwww ibuku yg pemurah dan cantik tu..!!!
Mase ibu membelok masuk je kat petrol pum.. mule lah saye nak merialisasikan hobi saya
terbayang dah... gula2.. chewing gum...Toys...emmm roti... ermmm tissue pon nak...ice cream pon...best!!! best!!
Tapi ibu salu pegang tongkat kutbah jumaat dulu baru bleh dapat semua yg di list kan tu...
Mase ibu bagi kutbah tu saye akn buat muke kesian... atau muke masam mcm merajuk x pon x nak pandang langsong muke ibu....
abis je kutbah ibu mesti beli dgn muke yg masam....... tapi suke sangat.... !!! Ibu baik...
Alah ibu tu, kutbah je lebih.. tapi mmg dia nk belikan pon... dia x takot.. kalu duit abis...Hallo halloo je kat papa....
Tapi kadang2 saye kesian jugak kat ibu asik nak kene belikan itu ini je utk saye...
tapi saye tau, ibu selalu bfast mc D x ajak saye... sebab tu saye x kesah...pow je ibu tu..

Tapi saye x pow ibu kat tempat2 mahal mcm tesco ke, Jusco ke, Toy'R us ke, ....
sebab tempat tempat tu saya khaskan utk pow papa je...
hehehehehhehe
Bestnye weekend ni....kene practice buat muke kesian dgn lebih berkesan kat papa nih.... Sorga nya... toystoystoystoystoys.........



eee.. dah lame dah ngidam ni.. baru dapat..!!!! x sia2 ibu gi tuang minyak....x sabar nak tungu tuang minyak kereta lg...



ibu cube buat aksi ngeri sambil makan nips n peace...


mcm x muat je nak tulis ni nak kene order lagi besar ni....


Aizad pon dapat same.... sbb kalau dia x dapat nnti saya gigit tgn dia yg gemuk tu sbb suke rebut toys saye..


Kegilaan Blu-Ray Disc..

Si suami dilanda kegilaan this type of disc lately..... aku pon dikerah nye mencarik disc jenis blu-ray ni.. padehal boleh beli on9 saje .... dia mmg suke tgk bini dia berpenat lelah....

Disebabkan mengikut arahan En Khairul lah, movie disc yg dicari x jumpa..tapi aku kene pow adeeeelahhh wajibulghunnahhhhh ye.... Si Aiman pow ibunye lg adooooo.. cd Ultraman include free gift speedy RM 24... hallooooo kalu beli sayur, ikan dapat 3, 4 hari punye ok.....last2 dia bawak balik CD Blu Ray tu dari JB jgk..



muke puas hati dpat pow ibu.....x tunggu sampai umah.. dlm kete jgk dia dah ngadap..



Blu Ray disc ni bleh play kat Blu Ray player ataupon kat PS3 player...fyi PS3 player bleh play utk DVD,VCD n Blu-Ray osoo. Disebabkan PS3 mmg dah ado, jadik PS3 maniac tu berjangkit pulak lah ke Blu-Ray Disc.. x di nafikan lepas try same2 ngadap Blu-Ray ni... mmg x rugi satu sen pon... the best ever, compare to real play on cinema..(tapi imej besau gedabak tu mmg x bleh lawanlah dgn cinema... ) kalau DVDs, boleh catch 8 megabits per second tapi ini Bluray Disc bleh catch 48 mbts .. imej sharp & smooth gile..for real!!! 6x resolution of DVD dgn audio yg superb high definition surround.aku tgh masak kat dapor bleh terkezutt dengor bunyik dia.. x boleh masak dgn aman ok!!.kalau complete dgn home theater mmg best!! pendek kate mmg terbaik... imej terang gile2.. even situation dlm gelap..the latest movie biasenye takes 2 month lah kalu nk dapat kan blu ray disc ni... tapi it worth...mak cik jamin...hehehhehe ade mcm kj kat Speedy tak???

2014...

Mmg x boleh dipercayai 100% tapi 90% nye adalah tepat ye kawan2.... jadi ape kate cube...


Chinese Pregnancy Chart..

The Chinese conception chart, also known as the Chinese pregnancy calendar and the Chinese conception calendar, is supposed to predict whether you will have a girl or boy.

The story goes that the original Chinese pregnancy chart was buried in a royal tomb nearly one thousand years ago, and you can now see it at the Beijing Institute of Science.

It's easy enough to use: just find the line on the pregnancy calendar that equates to your age and move along until you reach the month in which you conceived. If the square is pink, you'll have a girl, blue and expect a boy. If you're 21, according to the birth chart there's not much chance of a boy!

Of course it's just a bit of fun.... or is it?! The sex of both my kids was accurately predicted, and the Chinese pregnancy calendar scored considerably higher than the 50% correct you would expect with friends we have tried it on.

Clever people the ancient Chinese!

Month of Conception
Age Of Mother At ConceptionJanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
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19MFMFFMMFMMFF
20FMFMMMMMMFMM
21MFFFFFFFFFFF
22FMMFMFFMFFFF
23MMMFMMFFFMMF
24MFFMMFMFMMFM
25FMFMFMFMFMMM
26MMMMMFMFFMFF
27FFMMFMFFMFMM
28MMMFFMFMFFMF
29FMFFMFMMFMFF
30MMFMFMMMMMMM
31MMMMFFMFMFFF
32MFFMFMMFMMFM
33FMMFFMFMFMMF
34MMFFMFMMFMFF
35MFMFMFMFMMFM
36MFMMMFMMFFFF
37FFMFFFMFFMMM
38MMFFMFFMFFMF
39FFMFFFMFMMFM
40MMMFMFMFMFFM
41FFMFMMFFMFMF
42MFFMMMMMFMFM
43FMFFMMMFFFMM
44MFFFMFMMFMFM
45FMFMFFMFMFMF


En Khairul sila bersedia ye ...2014...:))

..YUFOLOMI, IFOLOYU..